What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

Lose lips shimk ships.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?